February 2012
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
I've lost respect for many people these days.
I mean, there are some people whom I highly respect, but there are just some that I can’t seem to look at the same way anymore. They have done things that I can’t seem to let them get away with. I don’t know if it’s just me, but there’s nothing they can do to change my mind about them.
Took the words right out of my mouth
Appreciate your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Even if at times they drive you crazy, be thankful for them. They’re doing their job by keeping you happy and loving you endlessly regardless of your flaws. You both picked each other for a reason and ended up together for a reason. So think about what they have done for you before you say something you might regret.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
